• Family: Ranked

    November 22, 2015

    As Thanksgiving advances upon us with the subtlety of a concussed turkey, so too does the inescapable prospect of the Big Family Meal. Everybody assembles around the table, hands gripping the silverware like fighting daggers, eyes darting like panicked birds. It’s like the standoff in Reservoir Dogs, only instead of handguns, everybody has mouths loaded with […]

  • Best Chain Restaurants for Thanksgiving Dinner

    November 20, 2015

    Thanksgiving is a day for family and friends to come together around a bountiful dinner table to give thanks for everything they’ve received this year. Sounds great, right? Well, unfortunately, Thanksgiving also usually comes with hours and hours of slaving in front of a hot oven, and ritualistically basting drippings over an ever-demanding mass of […]

  • The Addams Family Kill Count By The Numbers

    November 14, 2015

    It can be hard to tell through their one-liners and their dark charms but The Addams Family is easily the most prolific group of serial killers in in known history. Wikipedia lists the runners up, The Philadelphia Poison Gang, at 114 proven victims. Over the course of a mere 11 months (starting around Christmas time […]

  • 6 Reasons Leslie Knope Would Be the Best President

    November 12, 2015

    Election Day has come and gone for 2015, which only means that things are really about to pick up. The 2016 presidential election is in the back of everyone’s minds, and we all deserve a candidate that inspires us and helps us to take pride in our country. And what better candidate could there be […]

  • 6 Black Friday Don’ts

    November 10, 2015

    Black Friday shopping is one of the most harrowing, terrifying shopping experiences you can ever have — frantic, aggressive shoppers all fighting for the same limited number of discounted items, all at an ungodly hour of the morning, after hours waiting in line outside in the cold. There are things you can do to make the […]

  • 10 Impressive Mustaches for Movember

    November 8, 2015

    Movember is a movement dedicated to raising awareness for prostate cancer, testicular cancer, poor mental health and physical inactivity through the cunning use of mustaches. Mustaches themselves have largely gone the way of mullets and velour tracksuits, but now we have the plausible deniability of sporting those wiry little monsters because we’re doing it for a […]

  • Unlikely Black Friday Sales

    November 6, 2015

    When Black Friday rolls around yet again, you’ll have already prepped for sales on media and furniture and clothing. You’ll be staking out Best Buy and Target like a cop on the edge waiting for the perp to slip, only the perp is a sweet deal on boots. But while the rest of the Black Friday scavengers are […]

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