• 5 Baseball Movies Better Than Baseball

    September 30, 2015

    America’s national pastime is skull-numbingly boring. You’re going to tell me that it’s a thinking man’s game, Internet strawman I’ve just made up, and I won’t dignify your hypothetical point with a response aside from the fact that the rules of baseball confuse and anger me, and I spend any given baseball game wondering whether […]

  • 9 Occupations That Need Their Own Romance Novels

    September 26, 2015

    As a young girl, I devoured romance novels like the brain candy they are – offering little of substance, but oh, so satisfying. Now that I’m older, I’ve found that real-life romantic encounters and storybook heroes are there for the taking in our everyday lives, and can be found in just about every profession. Here […]

  • 6 Reasons Channing Tatum Would Be The Best Babysitter

    September 24, 2015

    Think Channing Tatum and your first thought is probably something like sweet dance groovez, Gambit, Magic Mike, human puppy. Well, we’re here to add to that list with CHANNING TATUM: WORLD’S BEST BABYSITTER. Not with us? Well, that’s just your shortsightedness coming through, so like, open your mind for a tick. Sure, Chan may not […]

  • 5 Hipster Ponchos You Can’t Unsee

    September 18, 2015

    Oh, ponchos. Easily the redheaded stepchild of the sartorial world, they never seem to stick around in the U.S. long enough to earn any real respect. Put one on, and suddenly your whole outfit becomes a statement (and suddenly it’s also veeeery difficult figuring out how to wear a purse). Their maligned status makes them […]

  • The 10 Most Dangerous Exotic Pets

    September 14, 2015

    Let’s get this straight — I love animals. LOVE. In fact, I probably like your pets more than I like you. Invite me over and you’ll see that your dog loves me better than anyone else in the world and requires my full attention. I am also the only one who understands your cat. Your […]

  • 10 Cats That Look Like Gremlins

    September 12, 2015

    Only a gremlin of a cat would tolerate the insult of being submerged in water. If that isn’t a mid-watering gremlin, then it is definitely some sort of necrosanswichicon. He just wanted to be different, like his mother always said he was. That one gremlin cousin (you have one too) that wears too much make-up and […]

  • The 5 Most Important Lines In The Super Bowl Shuffle

    September 6, 2015

    1985 brought us many amazing things: the first of the Back to the Future trilogy, the Iran-Contra affair, Pictionary, but the most important of its gifts was obviously the Chicago Bears’ Super Bowl Shuffle. The rap featured the talents of Walter Payton, William “Refrigerator” Perry, Jim McMahon, and it captured America’s heart. It sold half […]

  • 13 Oscar Wilde Quotes Best Expressed Through Madden Gifs

    September 4, 2015

    “Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” “Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” “Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.” “The true mystery of the […]

 
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